Blood of the Pen

Amateur novelist. Professional dreamer.

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lordessalicia:

…Uh, my apologies to Hawke’s father. So yes, I made the Malcolm’s Honor staff from Dragon Age 2. I don’t need it anymore, and I figured I’d give it away to someone who would like to have it.

How to win: 

  • Reblog this post. (Reblog as much as you like, but don’t spam it.)
  • Follow me. (For results announcement. Also, I’m a lovable butthole.)
  • Be randomly chosen on November 1st.

If you win, I will require: 

  • An address to ship the staff to. (International is fine too!)
  • Proof that you’re not a templar.
  • Just kidding. Why would I say that? Ha ha, no mage business here.
  • Open Ask box so I can send a message.
  • But seriously, if you’re a templar, you have to tell me.

Some details about the staff: 

  • 6 ft (183 cm) tall. (Don’t know the weight. Not heavy though.)
  • Made of wood, worbla, paper clay, steel wire, aluminum foil, wire nails, leather, and rope. Also love.
  • Only killed like a dozen or so people with it, so it’s pretty clean.
  • Handy-dandy rope strap for putting over the shoulder.
  • Oh, no, no, no—not killed. I mean…staved. Gently staved.
  • Looks great with any robe.

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I’m probably going to write some really meaningless fluff and make some playlists. Not going to work. Still sick. Mental capacity for actual character development…. low.

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Dragon Age Inquisition Final Countdown Inquisitor Meme!

alkiryuu:

With the last 30 days coming upon us in our wait for Dragon Age Inquisition, with 31 days as of October 18th, and looking at all the awesome Inquisitor bios floating around made me feel like my Inquisitor needed some fleshing out and so I came up with this!

I tried coming up with original questions but you will see a few repeats from other inquisitor memes. But who knows! You may have changed something since then. Some questions were taken or adapted from the Writer’s Craft Character Worksheet (found here: http://www.the-writers-craft.com/support-files/character.pdf).

With that said, I challenge all future Dragon Age Inquisitions players to fill this out!

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recommended party combinations for dragon age: origins

punktaghasts:

Sten, Oghren, Morrigan - irritable children

Zevran, Alistair, Morrigan - bros and the annoyed prankee

Wynne, Alistair, Morrigan - mother and her children

Alistair, Morrigan, Leilana - andraste’s bitches and they cynical atheist

Wynne, Morrigan, Leilana, F!Warden - all girl murder party

Sten, Zevran, Alistair - the lets-see-how-badly-we-can-annoy-the-big-guy-before-he-rages party

Zevran and Oghren - alcoholics anonymous

(Source: spookypentaghast, via officialodo)

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trektags: iaoel: space husbands are still space husbands even when theyre on the ground. # it’s their first time on a new planet # they are the first recorded sentient beings to ever set foot on it # and jim is so excited that bones has to barricade himself in sickbay so he won’t get infected # but spock has a bit less experience with how contagious jim’s excitement is # so jim drags spock all over the new planet as they supervise the science team together # and spock realizes he’s trying hard not to smile # and he has twigs and leaves in his hair and his uniform is dirty and he hasn’t eaten all day and he doesn’t care # because he’s exploring with jim and there’s no time for that # and night falls quickly on the new planet and then jim is pointing up to the sky # and tells spock that they’re the first ones to lay eyes on this sky and these stars and these constellations # and he finds constellations in the sky and makes up stories for them and tells spock # and after a while spock just listens to the sound of jim’s voice and watches his face in the starlight # but he still gathers all these stories as if they’re scientific data # he never writes them down in any log (because they’re just for them two and no one else) # but he remembers them so clearly even after jim has forgotten them # because jim is always busy making up new stories # and one day when they’re old # and jim is staring up at the sky wistfully like he’s homesick # spock will tell him all the stories of all the constellations of all the skies of all the stars # and they’ll remember again (tags via warpfactors)

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iaoel:

space husbands are still space husbands even when theyre on the ground.

# it’s their first time on a new planet # they are the first recorded sentient beings to ever set foot on it # and jim is so excited that bones has to barricade himself in sickbay so he won’t get infected # but spock has a bit less experience with how contagious jim’s excitement is # so jim drags spock all over the new planet as they supervise the science team together # and spock realizes he’s trying hard not to smile # and he has twigs and leaves in his hair and his uniform is dirty and he hasn’t eaten all day and he doesn’t care # because he’s exploring with jim and there’s no time for that # and night falls quickly on the new planet and then jim is pointing up to the sky # and tells spock that they’re the first ones to lay eyes on this sky and these stars and these constellations # and he finds constellations in the sky and makes up stories for them and tells spock # and after a while spock just listens to the sound of jim’s voice and watches his face in the starlight # but he still gathers all these stories as if they’re scientific data # he never writes them down in any log (because they’re just for them two and no one else) # but he remembers them so clearly even after jim has forgotten them # because jim is always busy making up new stories # and one day when they’re old # and jim is staring up at the sky wistfully like he’s homesick # spock will tell him all the stories of all the constellations of all the skies of all the stars # and they’ll remember again (tags via warpfactors)

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