Posts tagged video games
Posts tagged video games
DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to kill dragon and save country.
DRAGON AGE 2 – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to get money and blow up city.
MASS EFFECT – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers in order to stop bad guys and save galaxy.
MASS EFFECT 2 – lonely protagonist dies, still has to run errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, working with bad guys to save galaxy.
MASS EFFECT 3 – lonely protagonist mostly cracks under pressure of running errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, some of whom die, not knowing who the bad guys are, still trying to save galaxy.
so if you thought babysitting wasn’t awesome, then you’re probably not doing it the bioware way.
when you choose the wrong dialogue option
Caldwell Tanner from College Humour did some great Travel Posters for lazy people, including a Skyrim one
Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish.
Wynne: No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?
Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past.
Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours.
Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation.
I think the idea was to see how many times they could fit the word “bosom” into a single conversation. My favorite conversation in the game. EVER.
Reblogging because reasons—several of those reasons for Gilligan, perhaps ;p
I must find the person that originated this.
Just attaching another pair of flyers you can use to spread the word about #Arkh. For more information, please see this post!
In addition, you’ll note some of the wording was changed to be more clear as to what Arkh is, namely, a project featuring queer people and PoC, by queer people and PoC, that anyone will be able to understand and play. People who aren’t either queer, PoC, or both are highly encouraged to watch and play.B/W pdf: http://cl.ly/160Q3L3h0E3b0036463MColor pdf: http://cl.ly/3c0f3K1v2R0u2T0q0y3ACredit to these goes to Re at mimicre.
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This looked like it could be really, really cool.