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spicyshimmy:

DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to kill dragon and save country. 

DRAGON AGE 2 – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized murderers in order to get money and blow up city. 

MASS EFFECT – lonely protagonist runs errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers in order to stop bad guys and save galaxy.

MASS EFFECT 2 – lonely protagonist dies, still has to run errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, working with bad guys to save galaxy.

MASS EFFECT 3 – lonely protagonist mostly cracks under pressure of running errands while babysitting group of poorly socialized alien murderers, some of whom die, not knowing who the bad guys are, still trying to save galaxy.

so if you thought babysitting wasn’t awesome, then you’re probably not doing it the bioware way. 

#bioware #my life is bioware #dragon age #mass effect #omg i can’t wait until dragon age 3 A NEW GROUP OF POORLY SOCIALIZED MURDERERS TO BABYSIT#and make out with #yay

Omg truth.

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renaissancedweeb:

dapartybanter:

Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish. 
Wynne: No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?
Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past. 
Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours.
Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation.  

I think the idea was to see how many times they could fit the word “bosom” into a single conversation. My favorite conversation in the game. EVER.

Reblogging because reasons—several of those reasons for Gilligan, perhaps ;p

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thearkhproject:

Just attaching another pair of flyers you can use to spread the word about #Arkh. For more information, please see this post!
In addition, you’ll note some of the wording was changed to be more clear as to what Arkh is, namely, a project featuring queer people and PoC, by queer people and PoC, that anyone will be able to understand and play. People who aren’t either queer, PoC, or both are highly encouraged to watch and play.
B/W pdf: http://cl.ly/160Q3L3h0E3b0036463M
Color pdf: http://cl.ly/3c0f3K1v2R0u2T0q0y3A

Credit to these goes to Re at mimicre.

thearkhproject:

Just attaching another pair of flyers you can use to spread the word about #Arkh. For more information, please see this post!

In addition, you’ll note some of the wording was changed to be more clear as to what Arkh is, namely, a project featuring queer people and PoC, by queer people and PoC, that anyone will be able to understand and play. People who aren’t either queer, PoC, or both are highly encouraged to watch and play.

Credit to these goes to Re at mimicre.

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